We All Want You (Senran Kagura X MReader)

AN: Well now, here’s something fun I am doing. Senran Kagura X MaleReader. By that, I mean: 20 girls X Reader-Kun. I mean, I don’t need to explain, but have fun with this crazy idea I have conjured up. Again, it was a sorta request, but also this was something that would happen. Anyway, get ready boy, they’re coming for you~

About You: So, here’s what you need to know about you: Your father was crazy awesome warrior, so you also are a crazy awesome warrior. You were with the Hanzo girls at first, but soon was kidnapped by Crimson Squad for info, then Gessen for the same reason, then Hebijo. You played a sort of hot potato between the girls, and you showed them your soft side, and the fact you didn’t really know anything. Either way, you became friends with all the girls, but little did you know, they all wanted something from you, and during the festival, it was when they admit it to you.

Enjoy!
…………………………………………………….

(Your POV)
I arrived here, with all the other girls, to this festival for some Kagura stuff. The old woman explained how it was going down and what was going to happen. She then said that I was here for something else. What that was or what was happening, I couldn’t tell you. I just went along. Tho, something did start the instant she was done explaining.

“Who does (FN) stay with?” Asuka asked.

Everyone looked at each other, and soon started to argue. I just stood there, honestly dumbfounded. Why were they fighting over me? I felt someone tap my shoulder and looked to see the three sisters, just as confused as I am. “So….why are they fighting over you?” Renka

I just shrugged. “No idea….but when you play prisoner-“
“Prisoner?” Kafura asked.
“Yeah, I was at first with Hanzo, then Crimson captured me, then Gessen, then Hebijo. I went from one room to another.” I explained.
“Huh? So, then, guess they all like you now?” Renka said.

“Yeah, I guess so? I mean, I assume I should say something……before weapons are drawn.” I looked back at them and they pretty much were at that point. “You girls have a single room hut I can stay in?” Renka nodded. I turned back and whistled, catching their attention. They all turned and looked at me. “Look, I am going to stay by myself in a hut, alone. If you girls wish for me to stay with any one of you, I will decide and you all will be fair about it. No fighting, unless it’s for the festival.” I said.

All of them looked towards each other and agreed to the terms. I nodded and smiled. “Good.” I said. “So, may I ask one of you to show me the way?” I asked.
“Sure!” Hanabi said and lead me to the hut.

(Asuka’s POV)
Once (FN) was out of sight, me and my team turned to the others. “Back off, we knew him first, he belongs to us.” I said and the other’s glared at us.

“What make you girls worthy of his love, we clearly the right choice for him!” Humora said.
“Yeah!” The rest of her team said.
“Oh please, all of you are brutes. He needs elegances in his life, like us.” Yumi said, crossing her arms.
Miyabi drew her sword. “What he needs are girls who are strong like him, and we are the best options for him.” She said pointing her sword at us. “We’ll gladly prove this.”
“Didn’t (FN)-Chan say he didn’t want us to fight?” Minori said.
“He did, we are just discussing upon who should be his.” Yomi told her.
“Oh, then he should be with us!” Minori quickly perked up.

This had us arguing again and finally we heard a whistle go off. We turned to see Kafura standing there with an annoyed look. “Alright, since you all seem to be head over heels for this one guy, then I have an idea on how we are going to do this.” She said.

“How?”
Kafura got a wide smirk. “Well, how about we make this a game: First team to make (FN) theirs, will get an advantage in the festival.” She proposed.
We all looked and nodded.
“Good, now, will the leaders come forward.” We did as she said. “Now, draw.” She held out sticks and we all took one. “The one with the shortest stick wins.” She said and we looked and Yumi cheered.
“Yes!”
“Good, now, in order from shortest to longest, that is how this will go.” She said and we looked.

The order was Gessen, then us, Hebijo and finally Crimson. I was a bit sad to think Gessen would get try first, but if I know him, his friendship and loyalty with Hanzo will be enough to make him be with us…..I hope.

(Day 1: Gessen’s attempt.
Your POV)
I sat at the little hut that was given to me, least for now. I smiled and leaned against the wall outside, feeling the warm sun on my skin. I actually was going to enjoy this. I mean, I bet I am here for some reason, but it didn’t matter at the moment. “Live for the present, not the past or future.” I said.

I heard someone walking, or someones, and then felt someone land on me. I opened my eyes to see Minori smiling at me. Then saw the rest of Gessen looking at me as well. “Hay girls.”
“Hello (FN), we were wondering if you could join us today?” Yumi said.
“Doing what?”
“Swimming!” Minori said.
“Sure.” I said.

I moved Minori off me, much to her little whine. I went inside and grabbed some trunks that came with the place. I put them on and went out to see the girls already changed. Guess they were on underneath. I smiled and we went to the beach and Minori practally dragged me into the water.

We splashed each other and played around in the water. Enjoying the balance between the warmth of the sun and the cool water. Soon, I went onto the shore and sat under one of the umbrellas. I watched all the girls having fun, but then noticed Murakumo was on the beach, making a castle. I stood up and walked over to her. “Don’t you want to get in the water?” I asked her.

“No, I am fine here.” She said. Her mask was on, so I decided to change that. I reached over and quickly took it off. She immediately blushed and was trying to get it. “G-g-g-g-g-give it b-b-b-back!” She said, in her cute voice she has when the mask was gone.

“Sorry, but about we have this off for a bit, at least for me?” I said.
She was blushing but nodded. “S-s-sure.” She had a small smile.
“Good. Now, let me help you finishes.”

We finished the castle like I said, afterwards, it was around lunch time so I suggested we get food. They agreed and we looked around. We found a place that had some and ate there. Soon, I felt someone lean against me and saw Shiki.

She had a grin on her face. “So, mind if I like, ask you something~?” She said.
“Sure.” I said.
“Well, we were wondering if you have chosen yet.”
“Chosen what?”
“Which school to officially join.” Yozakura said and was on the other side of me.
“Wait…..what do you mean? I thought it was a “Hand (FN) to another school.” Deal?”
“It was, but we don’t feel like sharing~” Shiki said. I soon felt her breath on my neck. I blushed hard.
“Um….w-what?”

“You see.” Yumi stood in front of me, then got on her knees and put her hands on my knees. “Let’s just say, we want to tell you something interesting.” She said and began to lean up, I leaned back a bit, but soon forget I was on a stool, so I stumbled backwards and that is when the world went black.

(Yumi’s POV)
“Oh no, we went too far.”  I said and looked at the knocked out (FN).
“Darn, and here, like, we were going to tell him.” Shiki said crossing her arms.
“It’s your guy’s fault.” Minori said kneeling next to him. Petting his head.
“Well, what now?” Murakumo asked me.
“Well…..he is passed out, and we have a few more hours with him.” I said, a blush across my face at my idea.

Everyone looked at him and we all got the same idea. Yozakura lifted him up and we carried him back to our base. We put him the largest bed we found and gathered around him. I smiled, laying my head on his chest. Everyone laid around him and we all slept with him.

(Day 2: Hanzo, Your POV)
I gorggly woke up. Damn, that ground was pretty hard. I lifted up my arm, or tried, I noticed that there was weight on my arm, then weight on all my body. I looked to see Yumi and all the girls on me…..wait what?

“Hay, um…..”

They all look at me and everyone blushes. They explain that they were making sure I was fine, and that it wouldn’t hurt to nap with me, for warmth. I sighed and told them it’s fine and that it was nice of them to do that. After that, I said goodbye and left to go back to my hut and least get a shower.

When that was said, and done, I heard and knock and opened to see Asuka and everyone else from Hanzo. “Oh, hay you girls. What’s up?”

“We were going to explore and see if you wanted to come?” Asuka said.
“Sure, I can do that.” I said. I went to grab the rest of my stuff and went with them.

We walked along the beach and a few paths were set up. During our walk, we talked about why we were here and stuff, but then Ikagura turned to me and asked how yesterday went. I told her what happened with Gessen. When I did, I felt this dark energy and looked at them. But it quickly faded.

“So yeah, when I came too, they were on top of and around. They explained it as simply wanting to keep me warm or something.” I said.
“Well, they could have brought you to us.” Kat said crossing her arms.
I chuckled and patted her head. “Yeah, but I trust them, like I trust you guys.”

They all had a small blush and then each of them nodded to each other, which made me question them. Ikagura told me not to worry and I decided to listen. We finally made it back to my place as the sun was going down. I smiled and turned to them. “Well, guess this is good evening then.” I said with a warm smile.

But then I felt Kat grab my arm. “You sure~?” She had that smile that I knew well.
“Huh, Kat?” I was about to push her off, but then I felt my arm get grabbed by Ikagura.
“She’s right, we aren’t done yet.”
“Girls what is going on?” I said.
Asuka leaned against me. “Well you see, we wanted to tell you something. (FN), we-“

Soon an explosion went off, and me ebing the guy I am (And them letting go cause of it) I ran towards it and saw Kafuru hiding behind a table with Renka. Hanabi was laid on the ground, looking like she was the reason for the explosion.

“What happened?” I asked.
“Hanabi got confused, and when that happens. Ka-boom.” Renka said.
“Don’t worry about her, she’ll be fine.” Kafuru said.

(Third Person)
Kat as on her knees, her head hung. “So close.” Along with the other girls, all looking defeated.

(Day 3: Hebijo. Your POV)
‘Okay, this is weird. First Gessen, now Hanzo. What is going on…….’ I thought. I then violently shook my head. “AHHHHHHHHHH!” I shouted and made birds fly off. I was in the woods, looking for ether grunts or dummies to beat up, ether way I needed to hit something. But then I heard a familier ‘Ooooo~’ and turned to see Ryona and Ryobi standing there.

Ryona, of course, turned on like a car. While Ryobi just raised an eyebrow.
“The hell made you yell?” Ryobi asked.
“And could you do it again~?” Ryona pleaded.
“No he will not you dumb b****!” She said and smacking her sister, which only caused Ryona to let out another one.
I sigh. “Well, yesterday, Asuka and her team got all….hot, onto me, but that was stopped by Hanabi going Ka-Boom.”
“Ka-Boom?” They asked.
“I don’t know, ask Renka of Kafuru. Anyway, and the day before that, Gessen did the same, tho it ended with me getting knocked out and waking up in a cuddle pile.” I explained.
“Cuddle pile? That sounds like fun!” Ryona said.
Ryobi only glared at her sister. “So then why are you out here?” She asked.
“I am looking for something to hit.” I said, bringing up my weapon. Ryona then raised her hand.

“Oh, oh! Hit me! Ryona-Chan will be your toy!” She said, again earning Ryobi to straight up punch her. I sighed and helped Ryona up. “Sorry Ryona, you know I only will hit you when we are fighting.” “Then we will fight!” She said drawing her guns. Ryobi smirked. “Yeah, let’s have a match.” She said. I laughed and held my sword firm.

“Then let’s make this fun.” I said. “With a bet.”
“Sure, how about loser does what the winner says.” Ryobi said with a large grin.

(Ryobi’s POV)
Perfect! All we have to do is beat (FN), then we can have him all to us. I grinned and got ready. I winked to Ryona about the plan and she winked back.

(One fight later.)
I panted and grinned as I stood over (FN), faced down in the ground. “Guess we win.” I said and heard him sigh. He raised his head and nodded. “Alright, then what is your wish?”

“Simple, follow us around for today, and no matter what weird shit happens, you can not run away.” I said. And now we have him.

“If that is all, then let’s do this.” He stood up and we walked to where we were staying. Miyabi turned to see us, and smiled when she saw (FN). I knew exactly what she and the others were thinking. Murisaki walked over and latched onto him like she does with Bebeby. Only difference being the huge smile on her face.

“Som something tells me you didn’t come here of your free will.” Miyabi said to him.
“Nope, these two managed to beat me. Tho in my defense, I was a bit occupied.” He said.
“Still, we won and now you are with us for the day.” I said.
“Yup. Ninja honor and all that.” He said. He smiled as Murisaki was rubbing her cheek on his arm.
“Hay, I want to do that too!” Ryona said and grabbed his other arm. Miyabi and Imu giggled at the scene.
“So, what are you girls planning?” He asked.
“Well, we were going to see where the others are and ponder when to strike.” Miyabi said and (FN) chuckled.
“Never a moment of peace huh?” He said and Miyabi raised an eyebrow.
“Fine, then what about you?” She asked him.
“Well….” He looked up at the sun. “Since you want to go scout, why not then do a 5 v 1. Like you guys did before with me.”
“I thought you were a bit foggy in the head?” Imu asked him.
“I was, but I am feeling a lot better now. I don’t know. So, what do you say?”

Miyabi thought for a second and then smirk. “Very well, Hebijo verses (Full Name).” She said in a confident tone. (FN) chuckled. “Alright, this is what I needed.”

(One fight later, Your POV)
I panted and plundged my sword in the sand. Everyone but Miyabi was on the side lines, clothes torn as it was just me and Miyabi. She panted as well, looking like me and the others. “Heh, you know, I have a feeling we both are matched as of now.” I said and she chuckled.

“Maybe.” She said.
I sighed. “Why don’t we call it a draw?” I offered and she nodded.

I laid back on the sand, the warmth helped me relax. But soon felt wait on me, I looked to see Miyabi with a blush equal to mine. She only just looked at me. “Um, maybe I-“ I felt weight on my arm and saw Ryobi. “Remember what the deal was.” She said and I sighed, laying my head back down. It felt nice having all of them on me. All warm…..and soft…..and…..

(Miyabi’s POV)
I heard soft snoring and we all looked to see (FN) asleep. Guess he was tired. “Is he seriously asleep.” Ryobi said.

“Yeah, he is.” Imu said. “But he looks really cute.” She moved up and poked his cheek.
“Yes. But come on, we should bring him back to his place.” I said.

We picked him up and carried him to his place. After putting him in bed, we left and I thought for a second.

“What are you thinking about?” Imu asked me.
“About this game. We have come close, but maybe…..gather the others. I wish to talk to them about our game.” I said.

(Day Four: Crimson. Your POV)
I walked around one of the many stands. I sighed. What the hell is going on? Everyone is being weird, being all touchy. Makes you think……you know, if Humora and her girls start acting up, I am confronting them about all this shit. I walked up to one of the stands and got something to drink. I felt someone tap my shoulder and turned to see the devils themselves. “Hay girls.” I said.

“So, (FN), heard you been having fun for the past foew days.” Humora said.
“By fun, you mean being knocked out and being pinned by girls, then sure. But makes me wonder if you girls have any of that planned.” I said. I notice Mirai and Yomi whistle, making me think they did. I sighed. “Sorry, guess this is weirding me out then it should. I mean, I did sign up for this, right?”
“Yeah, you pretty much did.” Hikage said.
“Yup.” I took a drink.
“Wait, should you be drinking?” Mirai asked me.
“Probally not, but you know what, screw it. I can’t fight in the festival and girls seem to be wanting to get romantic, then I say cheers.” Took another drink but soon Haruka took it and smelled it.
“Geez, did you have to put all this in it? You know that you are a light weight, and this is full of strong stuff.” She said….and she was right.

Cause already, I was drunk.

(Haruka’s POV)
Great, he’s drunk. I sighed and saw him leaning towards me, which made me actually liking it. “You know *hic*, Haruka~ I never noticed how sexy you are….all of you.” He said slurred. I smirked. “You know, maybe we should tall the girls that there is a slight bump in the plan.” I said and took his hand.

“You four help out with the others, I will take him.” I said, then Hikage grabbed his other hand.
“Someone should watch you two.” She said bluntly.
“Fine.” I said and we carried him off.

(Time skip, Your POV)
I started to wake up, the hung over already here. “Dammit…..so that is why drinking never solves shit.” I said and reached out to my night stand for the clock, only to feel something soft. ‘What the?’

“Mmmm, (FN)~” My eyes shot open and saw Hikage looking at me with a blush and that blank look. I quickly pulled my hand away.
“Crap, sorry! Wait, why are you in my bed?” I asked.
“You were drunk, but I am not the only one.” She said and I felt two arms around me.
“Hay there~” Haruka said.

I blinked and blushed like crazy, then the door opened and Humora walked in. “Alright, we are ready.” She said. “Ready, for what?” I said.

“You will see, now, put this on.” Humora said and handed me a blind fold.
“This better not end like last time.” I said, shivering at the memories. I put it on and felt them guide me.

I felt the sand under me turn to tiles as I knew we were at the pool. I was sat down and when the blind fold was rmoved, I saw the girls, all twenty of them, now in bathing suits and looking me. “Huh….is this a pool party?” I asked.

“That, and a confession.” Asuka said with a blush.
“This better be about why all of you have been acting weird.” I said and that nodded.
“You see (FN), since we all met you, you been nothing but kind and loving.” Yumi said.
“You proven to be quite the fighter, but also someone who knows when a fight will lead only to more pain.” Miyabi said next.
“You been a stand up guy, and true you have your faults.” Of course, she is talking about the ONE TIME I COOKED. “We still love the rest.” Humora said.
“Key word, love.” Asuka said.

And that is when it hit me like a ton of bricks. I looked at all of them and blushed. “S-so you are saying that ALL twenty of you, have fallen in love with me?” I said and they nodded.

“And, what do you think?” Imu asked.
“Well…….first, going to need a crown cause I am a harme king now. Second, what happenes next?”
“Well, we were going to fight to the death for you, but that would only anger you.” Haruka said.
“So it was much simpler, we would share you.” Ikagura said.
“Alright……and how will that work?”
“Well, what we are thinking is that a monthly thing, you change places to stay, on holidays we gather for.” Yozakura said.
“Oh. Guess that could work.”
“So, you accept?” They said.

I chuckled. “You know what, what the hell. I shall be the guy with twenty ninja girlfriends. Now where’s my crown.” I said and laughed. They all smiled and dog piled me in a hug. After the got off me, I smiled and kissed them all.

(Bonus)
I stood there, wondering how the hell this happened. I mean, I listen to Haruka and this is what happens. I stood on a platform on the beach, only in my swim trunks, while all the others where in swim suits.

“Alright everyone, remember, the first person who catches and removes (FN)’s trunks get his virginity!” Haruka said.

Everyone cheered and went crazy over the idea. “Now, he gets a thirty second head start, and he will need it.” She said and I took it as the sign to run and did so.